having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
"why the fuck am i crying"
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
"Make it easy. Say I never mattered."
Fall Out Boy (via yourlovewaslikealoadedgun)