sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

"why the fuck am i crying"
literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)
"Make it easy. Say I never mattered."
Fall Out Boy (via yourlovewaslikealoadedgun)