kiss my thighs and tell me i’m a princess


It’s “no bra day” so here’s some tiny side boob & awkward chest bone ♡
"Please be careful with me. Sometimes I just get sad and I don’t know why. I’m sorry."

(via daringtome)

My life in one sentence.

(via lifexistince)

This fuck

(via winky-is-kinky)

"I’m shy"
But I will fuck the shit out of you  (via itcuddles)

Everything you love is here

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

Real Friends // Anchor Down

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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about